suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

frvost:

☾

frvost:

(Source: marcelaidgaf)

WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

kaliforniaa-voguee:

champagne-paradise:

xo

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juilan:

don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

(Source: shipbless)

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(Source: hammerlock)